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"Hello, your child has been invited to a Fifth grade welcome back party. Your fifth grader will come home with notifications soon."

Meh: 0_o I'm not in fifth grade anymore... creepy.

My brother left a message

"Hey, it's me, Caleb. Uh... I just want to tell you that we just went to church, and now we're going to a sports bar... bye."

...lol xDDDDD

Crappiest Friday ever.

I only ate half of a mini donut for breakfast! And man, I was starving at lunch DX

Then this person hit me in the back. :|

And then in art class, I get soooo irritated by everyone who's loud and I can't concentrate. The girl sitting next to me COPIES everything I do. Which, counts as CHEATING. D:

And to top it all off, when I get in the car, my dad said "I have some bad news, and I don't know how well you'll take it."

"What?" I asked.

"Your hamster died." xDDD I knew it would die sometime.

I started laughing, and my dad was like "That's not funny." I'm like "Te he he he he YEAH IT IS!"

ANNNNND I look emo with my glasses off. -_- This was horrible.

Conversation on Facebook:

Me: Playing your games?
Mom: you caught me......
Me: Are you even reading?
Mom: reading what?
Me:

NVM.

Please tell me that you know what that means..

Mom:

whateva

yes

Me:

UNCOLLNESS

I mean "UNCOOLNESS"

Mom:

coll?

ha ha

Me: lol ALL YOU WANT

Mom:???

Me: ha I CONFUSED YOU.

Mom: oh laugh all you want?

Me: whut?

Mom: not for long

Me: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

Mom:

go back to Sonic.....

your bf

Me: quite you

And gross!

he already HAS a gf

so ha

Mom:

can't wait to remind you years from now that your first real crush was on a cartoon character

ha ha

Me: No

FUU FUU FACEBOOK

...got an account on Facebook. My mom kept on bugging me on my likes. :|

Daaaaaah

We're getting our schedules changed! OHHHH NOEEEEES!!! D:

I just drew a Rubik's cube x3

and I saw something this morning that was really disturbing 0_o

9-7-10

Vanilla thinks that there's a scary part in the book "Billy Creekmore". I don't think it's creepy at all...

I think she means when they find that kid who drowned, and his body was all bloody and stuff. THAT PART WAS AWESOME! XD

My ears hurt the entire school day. My eyes got watery easily. I had to sniff a lot.

Being sick sucks. D:

Shoot. I couldn't concentrate at all cause this song was stuck in my head "Don't put your life in someone's hands who bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes cause they'll find you, burn you, he says...If you wanna get out alive... Whoa-oh run for your life."

It's so annoying BUT IT'S A GREAT SONG. :|

I have done half of my homework and now I'm BORED but that perverted guy online keeps spamming my profile... I don't think Kevin gets it... I DON'T WANT TO TALK WITH HIM.


Oh great... he messaged me... AGAIN. xp

At the resturaunt...

My dad asked what shows I was watching (and of course, I didn't tell him exactly xD) and I answered

"Remember 'Invader ZIM'?"

He chuckles. "Yeah, of course. That show was hilarious."

"I started watching that again." (not exactly true, but sort of)

"My favorite was the episode with Santa Claus."

lol Now I remember....

(Last night &) Today-

I slept over at my friends' house.

I took out my cell phone and recorded Hannah watching.... 'You-know-what'.

(Keeping it reel)
Hannah: Aww! Cute music makes it seem so happy.
Me: x) Just wait for it.
...
Hannah: *chuckles*
...
Hannah: Uh oh...
...
Hannah: Oh god....
Me: Ha ha ha...
...
Hannah: Oh!!!
...
Hannah: Ew.
Me: :D
...
Hannah: Ahhh!
Me: lol
...
(after it's over)
Hannah: I can't believe you watch that stuff...
Me: How come I'm the only one who thinks it's funny!
Hannah: *face palms*

It was funny. Her mom came in while we were watching it, and she didn't really care xD

I convinced her to watch a couple more...
(Without a hitch)
Me: *whispers* A lot that happens isn't real... like when the girl dies.
Hannah: The porcupine is a girl?
Me: :| *sigh*
...
Hannah: Oh crap... the window is going up....
Me: Yes it is.
...
Hannah: DAH!
Me: *laughing hysterically*
Hannah: How can you find this Funny???
Me: I'm a bad person.
Hannah: PFFFT, figures.
...
Hannah: Ahhh THIS IS SCARY.
Me: Stop being a wuss.
...
Hannah: Oh my gosh!
Me: Like you didn't see that coming!
...
Hannah: Ugh!
Me: Ha, that's not even the bad part.
*2 seconds later*
Hannah: ! *mouth open*
Me: Awesome
...
Me: Yeah, Flippy's only trying to help her, but she thinks that he's going to hurt her.
Hannah: Awww That's so sad!
...
Hannah: :(
Me: To make it better...
(something happens)
Hannah: D: I don't blame her for being afraid of Flippy...

Hannah: I'm not sure I want to watch any more things...
Me: Oh, come on. A little blood never hurts anyone.
(Deathbed AMV Flippy and Flaky)
Hannah: He scares me :|
Me: Shhh
...
Hannah: Is that what I think it is? D:
Me: Brain?
Hannah: *nods*
Me: Then yeah.
...
Hannah: OH MY (I don't like saying it... xD)
Me: :)
...
Hannah: No! No! You do not kill people with BONES!
Me: I would.
Hannah: *hits my shoulder*
...
Hannah: Lord... :(
Me: *giggles*
...
Hannah: AK!
Me: Yay!

(I nub you)
Hannah: Dear god I'm scared...
Me: Shut up, man.
...
Hannah: Ha! I knew the gore would kick in at one point!
...
Hannah: Aww.... they're so cute!
Me: Yeah!
...
Hannah: *laughs*
...
Hannah: :| Meat-flesh bowling-pins.... how come I didn't see that coming?
Me: I know!
...
Hannah: This is terrible
...
Hannah: O.0
...
Hannah: That was so sad! :(
Me: Calm down, they always come back to life.

It was this morning! XD (This is your knife)
*image of Flippy comes up*
Hannah: Okay, If Flippy is in this one, I'm not watching it.
Me: Suit yourself. (but she ends up watching it)
...
Hannah: ... D:
Me: *records video*
Hannah: >:( *pushes down*
Me: Gaaaah JERK. (he he I got it on film ^^)

...you should of been there. xD

Her famous quotes:

"If adult swim had Happy Tree friends on it, then I'd stop watching it forever."

"She should of known that he wouldn't flip out, considering that there was nothing to make him do that."

"Man.... That's gonna leave a mark."

"Oh... their faces are connected."
I made an animation xD

Ohhhh boy...

I fell asleep on the couch at 10:00... I was really out of it.

Then when I woke up this morning, I learned what had happened last night;

Someone was in my backyard, banging on the window and door.

My dad looked around for a baseball bat, but my brother, Caleb, ended going outside with a huge kitchen knife in his hand.

I guess the intruder ran off at the sight of Caleb with a knife... 0.o

I slept through the entire thing! How unfair! What if the guy had stayed, and Caleb would have stuck the knife through him? I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO SEE THAT!

Man.... BTW, I'm not gonna be posting because I have a sleepover with Hannah today.

See ya! :D

9-3-10 My day

Okay, so I came pretty much on time to school today. Made up a new codename for one of my friends: Strawberry22
But I'll just call her Strawberry because I'm lazy :)
Anyways, I was paired up with two girls in my first class; Rachel and Isabella. We were supposed to make this poster thing... but we had to complete the first draft before we started the poster. It got really awkward.... Rachel started talking about skinny jeans and neon shoes..... :|
We barely finished it on time, but our teacher still accepted it.
Off to lunch... I sat between Strawberry and Isabella.
It was so horrifyingly sad to hear about Isabella's social life... she doesn't have any friends! :( So I said "I can be your friend!" because I'm a nice person. After lunch we went outside, and Pink star scared the heck out of me by sneaking up behind me. Isabella looked and asked "What's your name again?" Curiously, I turned around, and then screamed. I wasn't really suspecting her to be there. x)
Into Geography... I sat next to this girl named Alli. She was like "Oh, hi, Hannah!" And then I asked "How do you know my name?" "I'm in, like, all of your classes." "Rrrright...." Alli said "Are you stalking me?" :| "How come people always ask me that??????"
Then I went to the art class. OMG, it's so irritating to sit next to Mario sometimes... He sings what he's doing. "Na na na na... I'm coloring my paper... Na na na na... yup I'm only a kid... Na na na na 11 to be exact... na na na na"
He did that all the time... and it was so ANNOYING! One of his chair legs stomped on my binder! He kept on bumping into me while I was drawing! I DEMAND ANOTHER PARTNER!

....I'm gonna go see how Kevin's doing. Check ya later! ;)

9-2-10 My day

Dang it, I hate cheerios. :| Buuuut I have to eat them anyways.
My dad was too lazy to get off of his butt and do something, so we left at 7:30 a.m. to go to school.
Blah blah blah and after reoccurring events, it leads me to lunch. I was there before anyone else. I should get a medal for that ^^
Okay, I didn't see the fried chicken, so I didn't choose it. IT'S A SIMPLE AS THAT. Instead, I chose spaghetti that smelled... interesting (couldn't think of a nicer word). I had to eat a couple of bites, or else my mom would come and make me eat it. Uggggggghhhh......
Took a seat between Pink star and Vanilla. Vanilla kept whining about "ewww Hannah, your lunch smells awful!" Too bad. Pink star stood in this giant line to buy a little icy that had coconut shavings on top of the strawberry part (Gross with a side of repulsive)
0_o I realized that I was sitting across from a guy that I liked... dun dun dun!!!!!!
I told Vanilla, and she started laughing. You know in some countries, that's considered 'rude'??? :|
But then when we stopped talking and stuff, I started thinking about this guy, Kevin. I dunno if he's a pedo or not... I mean, he's friends with all girls that are younger than him, he still watches cartoons, what the heck is wrong with this guy??? He's been making me angry these past few days... I told him about Vanilla and Pink star watching HTF, and he's all like "YOU CAN'T CHANGE A PERSON'S OPINION, RETARD." -_- And so that sparks up a whole fight, but it ends with me forgiving him, just because I'm a good person. Then, I write a journal entry about this awesome cartoon, "The regular show". He left a comment on it, saying "This is stupid and retarded." And then I get even more angry at him.... He didn't seem that sorry about it. I hate him sometimes...

Pink star couldn't drink the icy. It's not that complicated... IT IS JUST A STRAW. But, she found a way to mess it up.......... And then we all died. THE END! :D

FEAST UR EYES ON THE GRAND OPENING

My friends have been bugging me to make another blog, only it's about my social life. D:

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

Oh, and I have spilled glue as my background, because I'm not very creative. :3