Childhood was crap.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF was it February or January? Oh well. It was some day in some month early in some year, when a little girl was born.


Her mother had planned the name "Hannah" for years, but some parents just can't think of their OWN names, so they just had to use hers. Maybe if the mom had the girl in her twenties, the girl might of been a whole lot happier. Anyways, it was when she turned three years old, when she made a friend that was last the rest of her lifetime.


A friend that liked the exact same things as her (EXCEPT PONIES), and had the same name as her. By that time, little Hannah had stopped drinking out of the toilet, but refused to give up her pacifier. The parents of the two Hannahs try to make something work... Hannah 1, and Hannah 2.... but that just got even more confusing. So, the parents just dropped it, and said "Eh, what have we got to loose?"


The time Hannah had reached 4, she told her first lie, claiming that she had not eaten the last 6 cookies, but she did. So her mom made her watch a dull episode of "The Magic School bus" and try to learn her lesson.


She did not make any friends in preschool... they all seemed to ignore her.


Finally, Hannah graduated to elementary school. She was really nervous, but not as nervous as that random kid who puked and cried "Mommy! Mommy! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE!"

She had to admit... watching other people suffer was fun.

Kindergarten was almost great.... that it, until the other kids started calling her "a goody-two-shoes" and making fun of her legs. She had an obsessive crush on a boy named Trey, who barely knew she existed. But, she was fine with that.



She had an arch rival, named Cameron. He was so... obnoxious. The 'get up all in yo grill' type of dude. Hannah despised him so much, she would torture the boy, such as stalking him around the playgrounds, and once... she even stole his lucky baseball glove and threw it over a fence.
lol PWNAGE.



Hannah met a very... sweet, I should say, girl, named Jennifer. She and Jen were best friends... and well, they still are now.



Her mom set up a carpool so she'd have to drive her less to school. The kids were named Zachary, Nicolas and Julia. Zack and Nick went to elementary school, while Julia was in 6th grade. Zack constantly flirted with her, whether it was on the playground, in the car, or at her house. He even invited her to some birthday parties. He and Nick used to tease her in so many ways when she just didn't have an ounce of common sense.

"Hey Hannah, say you're gay."

"Why?"

"Because gay means happy."

"Alright, then. I'm gay." Then he would laugh with his older brother for tricking her into saying it.


But... people fade away. He moved and transferred to a different school when Hannah went into 4th grade.


During the summer, though, her cousin passed away in a violent car accident. So, she doesn't cry when that happens, but she bawls her eyes out when she's 8, learning that Santa isn't real???



4th grade was the worst, in her opinion. Her teacher was... on the crabby side, I should say... and always blew up at the students for no reason. But, it was also the grade when she discovered what she liked and was sorta kinda good at... writing.



She entered this "Nature essay contest", and decided to write about a field trip she went on. Of course, she didn't not intend on winning it... or the essay being published in a magazine. But, things happen that way, sometimes.



5th grade was just plain CRAP. I mean, come on...! The teacher called her Jennifer all the time... who the heck doesn't remember their childrens' names?


That was also the year that she met the dirtiest person on the face of the Earth. Natalie.


Natalie would smack Hannah for no reason (and it was hard enough to give her bruises, sometimes), tease her for what she likes and her beliefs, and was a snot-nosed brat who adored the color pink and kitty cats.


She and Hannah would fight constantly, "Warriors is sooooo much better than that retard show you watch."


"Teen titans is epic, I mean, who wouldn't like a team of awesomesauce teenagers with super powers? JERKS, THAT'S WHO."


But eventually... they became friends at the end of fifth grade. (god knows what force that brought us together :|)

Fifth grade graduation, she was a laughing stock... her teacher said up on stage "Congratulations Jennifer!"

Hannah. Her freaking name was Hannah.

So yeah, that was my crap-filled childhood for ya. (short version :3)

SUCKY DAY...

I went to sleep late last night and nearly fell asleep in my third period >.>

ANYWAYS ...

We had to do this map project thing in Social studies, showing the directions from our houses to the school, and present them. The teacher calls me up to do my presentation.

Me: Okay, well I start on-

Two kids start talking and laughing.

Me: Ummmm *gives look to teacher*
Teacher: Boys, detentions for each of you.
Kids: Awww
Me: Anyways, I begin-
Woman calling from office: Hello, is Drew in your class?
Teacher: Drew left two weeks ago.
Woman calling from office: Ohhhhh okay. *hangs up*
Me: *thinks* Doesn't the freaking school board keep track of the students that move????
Me: Well, as I was saying-
Random student: *goes up to teacher* I have a question about-
Me: AND THEN I'M AT SCHOOL. THE END.



Natalie and Jenny: *get in line for food*
Erin: Hey, Natalie has a couple of bucks sitting right there. *points to her lunch box*
Me: *takes money and stuffs in pocket*
Natalie: I'm baaaaack. *pushes me* SCOOT OVER.
Me: Try being nice to me, or else your dollars will be burnt! >:U
Natalie: You don't have my money.
Me: Oh? *pulls money out of pocket*
Natalie: HANNAH! *takes money back* Not only will you be a murder, but a robber, too!
Me: Memorize my mug shot, then point out to your children "Hey kids, that's my old pal, Hannah! She finally got arrested!"
Natalie: >.>

Ugh.....


OK, so it's after school, and I go to my locker, to talk to Erin, when I noticed the thing that drove me crazy...


MY LOCK WAS JACKED

Yup, someone was stupid enough to steal my lock, without knowing the combination.


I told my friends about it, but they laughed at me.


I went straight to the office and asked about, but they made me wait for 10 minutes, because they were busy.

Then when someone finally talked to me, I explained what had happened (that I was too lazy to lock my locker and somebody stole it )


She said that another student had 2 locks on his locker and didn't know how the other one wound up there. Fortunately, when I tried the lock that they found, it was mine.


Bbbbut I'm still angry about the idiot who pulled the stunt in the first place.


On the bright side, some jerks were throwing food in the cafeteria and it just happened to hit Natalie in the face

OH. CRAP.

Oh my god.....

Well, someone found out what I watch...

Me: *watches HTF on my brother's laptop*
Caleb: Show me what you're watching.
Me: WHAT?! No....
Caleb: *grabs computer and watches for 5 seconds then puts it down*
Me: S-so...?
Caleb: I know what you're watching
Me: Oh yeah? Then what am I watching?
Caleb: ...it's happy tree whatever?
Me: Crap, you're good....
Caleb: I've never watched it, but I've heard of it... it's where little animals kill each other, right?
Me: ....yes. But you have to swear not to tell mom! She'd murder me
Caleb: I don't care....

.....

DAWWW

"Hello, your child has been invited to a Fifth grade welcome back party. Your fifth grader will come home with notifications soon."

Meh: 0_o I'm not in fifth grade anymore... creepy.

My brother left a message

"Hey, it's me, Caleb. Uh... I just want to tell you that we just went to church, and now we're going to a sports bar... bye."

...lol xDDDDD

Crappiest Friday ever.

I only ate half of a mini donut for breakfast! And man, I was starving at lunch DX

Then this person hit me in the back. :|

And then in art class, I get soooo irritated by everyone who's loud and I can't concentrate. The girl sitting next to me COPIES everything I do. Which, counts as CHEATING. D:

And to top it all off, when I get in the car, my dad said "I have some bad news, and I don't know how well you'll take it."

"What?" I asked.

"Your hamster died." xDDD I knew it would die sometime.

I started laughing, and my dad was like "That's not funny." I'm like "Te he he he he YEAH IT IS!"

ANNNNND I look emo with my glasses off. -_- This was horrible.

Conversation on Facebook:

Me: Playing your games?
Mom: you caught me......
Me: Are you even reading?
Mom: reading what?
Me:

NVM.

Please tell me that you know what that means..

Mom:

whateva

yes

Me:

UNCOLLNESS

I mean "UNCOOLNESS"

Mom:

coll?

ha ha

Me: lol ALL YOU WANT

Mom:???

Me: ha I CONFUSED YOU.

Mom: oh laugh all you want?

Me: whut?

Mom: not for long

Me: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

Mom:

go back to Sonic.....

your bf

Me: quite you

And gross!

he already HAS a gf

so ha

Mom:

can't wait to remind you years from now that your first real crush was on a cartoon character

ha ha

Me: No

FUU FUU FACEBOOK

...got an account on Facebook. My mom kept on bugging me on my likes. :|

Daaaaaah

We're getting our schedules changed! OHHHH NOEEEEES!!! D:

I just drew a Rubik's cube x3

and I saw something this morning that was really disturbing 0_o

9-7-10

Vanilla thinks that there's a scary part in the book "Billy Creekmore". I don't think it's creepy at all...

I think she means when they find that kid who drowned, and his body was all bloody and stuff. THAT PART WAS AWESOME! XD

My ears hurt the entire school day. My eyes got watery easily. I had to sniff a lot.

Being sick sucks. D:

Shoot. I couldn't concentrate at all cause this song was stuck in my head "Don't put your life in someone's hands who bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes cause they'll find you, burn you, he says...If you wanna get out alive... Whoa-oh run for your life."

It's so annoying BUT IT'S A GREAT SONG. :|

I have done half of my homework and now I'm BORED but that perverted guy online keeps spamming my profile... I don't think Kevin gets it... I DON'T WANT TO TALK WITH HIM.


Oh great... he messaged me... AGAIN. xp

At the resturaunt...

My dad asked what shows I was watching (and of course, I didn't tell him exactly xD) and I answered

"Remember 'Invader ZIM'?"

He chuckles. "Yeah, of course. That show was hilarious."

"I started watching that again." (not exactly true, but sort of)

"My favorite was the episode with Santa Claus."

lol Now I remember....

(Last night &) Today-

I slept over at my friends' house.

I took out my cell phone and recorded Hannah watching.... 'You-know-what'.

(Keeping it reel)
Hannah: Aww! Cute music makes it seem so happy.
Me: x) Just wait for it.
...
Hannah: *chuckles*
...
Hannah: Uh oh...
...
Hannah: Oh god....
Me: Ha ha ha...
...
Hannah: Oh!!!
...
Hannah: Ew.
Me: :D
...
Hannah: Ahhh!
Me: lol
...
(after it's over)
Hannah: I can't believe you watch that stuff...
Me: How come I'm the only one who thinks it's funny!
Hannah: *face palms*

It was funny. Her mom came in while we were watching it, and she didn't really care xD

I convinced her to watch a couple more...
(Without a hitch)
Me: *whispers* A lot that happens isn't real... like when the girl dies.
Hannah: The porcupine is a girl?
Me: :| *sigh*
...
Hannah: Oh crap... the window is going up....
Me: Yes it is.
...
Hannah: DAH!
Me: *laughing hysterically*
Hannah: How can you find this Funny???
Me: I'm a bad person.
Hannah: PFFFT, figures.
...
Hannah: Ahhh THIS IS SCARY.
Me: Stop being a wuss.
...
Hannah: Oh my gosh!
Me: Like you didn't see that coming!
...
Hannah: Ugh!
Me: Ha, that's not even the bad part.
*2 seconds later*
Hannah: ! *mouth open*
Me: Awesome
...
Me: Yeah, Flippy's only trying to help her, but she thinks that he's going to hurt her.
Hannah: Awww That's so sad!
...
Hannah: :(
Me: To make it better...
(something happens)
Hannah: D: I don't blame her for being afraid of Flippy...

Hannah: I'm not sure I want to watch any more things...
Me: Oh, come on. A little blood never hurts anyone.
(Deathbed AMV Flippy and Flaky)
Hannah: He scares me :|
Me: Shhh
...
Hannah: Is that what I think it is? D:
Me: Brain?
Hannah: *nods*
Me: Then yeah.
...
Hannah: OH MY (I don't like saying it... xD)
Me: :)
...
Hannah: No! No! You do not kill people with BONES!
Me: I would.
Hannah: *hits my shoulder*
...
Hannah: Lord... :(
Me: *giggles*
...
Hannah: AK!
Me: Yay!

(I nub you)
Hannah: Dear god I'm scared...
Me: Shut up, man.
...
Hannah: Ha! I knew the gore would kick in at one point!
...
Hannah: Aww.... they're so cute!
Me: Yeah!
...
Hannah: *laughs*
...
Hannah: :| Meat-flesh bowling-pins.... how come I didn't see that coming?
Me: I know!
...
Hannah: This is terrible
...
Hannah: O.0
...
Hannah: That was so sad! :(
Me: Calm down, they always come back to life.

It was this morning! XD (This is your knife)
*image of Flippy comes up*
Hannah: Okay, If Flippy is in this one, I'm not watching it.
Me: Suit yourself. (but she ends up watching it)
...
Hannah: ... D:
Me: *records video*
Hannah: >:( *pushes down*
Me: Gaaaah JERK. (he he I got it on film ^^)

...you should of been there. xD

Her famous quotes:

"If adult swim had Happy Tree friends on it, then I'd stop watching it forever."

"She should of known that he wouldn't flip out, considering that there was nothing to make him do that."

"Man.... That's gonna leave a mark."

"Oh... their faces are connected."
I made an animation xD

Ohhhh boy...

I fell asleep on the couch at 10:00... I was really out of it.

Then when I woke up this morning, I learned what had happened last night;

Someone was in my backyard, banging on the window and door.

My dad looked around for a baseball bat, but my brother, Caleb, ended going outside with a huge kitchen knife in his hand.

I guess the intruder ran off at the sight of Caleb with a knife... 0.o

I slept through the entire thing! How unfair! What if the guy had stayed, and Caleb would have stuck the knife through him? I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO SEE THAT!

Man.... BTW, I'm not gonna be posting because I have a sleepover with Hannah today.

See ya! :D

9-3-10 My day

Okay, so I came pretty much on time to school today. Made up a new codename for one of my friends: Strawberry22
But I'll just call her Strawberry because I'm lazy :)
Anyways, I was paired up with two girls in my first class; Rachel and Isabella. We were supposed to make this poster thing... but we had to complete the first draft before we started the poster. It got really awkward.... Rachel started talking about skinny jeans and neon shoes..... :|
We barely finished it on time, but our teacher still accepted it.
Off to lunch... I sat between Strawberry and Isabella.
It was so horrifyingly sad to hear about Isabella's social life... she doesn't have any friends! :( So I said "I can be your friend!" because I'm a nice person. After lunch we went outside, and Pink star scared the heck out of me by sneaking up behind me. Isabella looked and asked "What's your name again?" Curiously, I turned around, and then screamed. I wasn't really suspecting her to be there. x)
Into Geography... I sat next to this girl named Alli. She was like "Oh, hi, Hannah!" And then I asked "How do you know my name?" "I'm in, like, all of your classes." "Rrrright...." Alli said "Are you stalking me?" :| "How come people always ask me that??????"
Then I went to the art class. OMG, it's so irritating to sit next to Mario sometimes... He sings what he's doing. "Na na na na... I'm coloring my paper... Na na na na... yup I'm only a kid... Na na na na 11 to be exact... na na na na"
He did that all the time... and it was so ANNOYING! One of his chair legs stomped on my binder! He kept on bumping into me while I was drawing! I DEMAND ANOTHER PARTNER!

....I'm gonna go see how Kevin's doing. Check ya later! ;)

9-2-10 My day

Dang it, I hate cheerios. :| Buuuut I have to eat them anyways.
My dad was too lazy to get off of his butt and do something, so we left at 7:30 a.m. to go to school.
Blah blah blah and after reoccurring events, it leads me to lunch. I was there before anyone else. I should get a medal for that ^^
Okay, I didn't see the fried chicken, so I didn't choose it. IT'S A SIMPLE AS THAT. Instead, I chose spaghetti that smelled... interesting (couldn't think of a nicer word). I had to eat a couple of bites, or else my mom would come and make me eat it. Uggggggghhhh......
Took a seat between Pink star and Vanilla. Vanilla kept whining about "ewww Hannah, your lunch smells awful!" Too bad. Pink star stood in this giant line to buy a little icy that had coconut shavings on top of the strawberry part (Gross with a side of repulsive)
0_o I realized that I was sitting across from a guy that I liked... dun dun dun!!!!!!
I told Vanilla, and she started laughing. You know in some countries, that's considered 'rude'??? :|
But then when we stopped talking and stuff, I started thinking about this guy, Kevin. I dunno if he's a pedo or not... I mean, he's friends with all girls that are younger than him, he still watches cartoons, what the heck is wrong with this guy??? He's been making me angry these past few days... I told him about Vanilla and Pink star watching HTF, and he's all like "YOU CAN'T CHANGE A PERSON'S OPINION, RETARD." -_- And so that sparks up a whole fight, but it ends with me forgiving him, just because I'm a good person. Then, I write a journal entry about this awesome cartoon, "The regular show". He left a comment on it, saying "This is stupid and retarded." And then I get even more angry at him.... He didn't seem that sorry about it. I hate him sometimes...

Pink star couldn't drink the icy. It's not that complicated... IT IS JUST A STRAW. But, she found a way to mess it up.......... And then we all died. THE END! :D

FEAST UR EYES ON THE GRAND OPENING

My friends have been bugging me to make another blog, only it's about my social life. D:

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

Oh, and I have spilled glue as my background, because I'm not very creative. :3