Childhood was crap.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF was it February or January? Oh well. It was some day in some month early in some year, when a little girl was born.


Her mother had planned the name "Hannah" for years, but some parents just can't think of their OWN names, so they just had to use hers. Maybe if the mom had the girl in her twenties, the girl might of been a whole lot happier. Anyways, it was when she turned three years old, when she made a friend that was last the rest of her lifetime.


A friend that liked the exact same things as her (EXCEPT PONIES), and had the same name as her. By that time, little Hannah had stopped drinking out of the toilet, but refused to give up her pacifier. The parents of the two Hannahs try to make something work... Hannah 1, and Hannah 2.... but that just got even more confusing. So, the parents just dropped it, and said "Eh, what have we got to loose?"


The time Hannah had reached 4, she told her first lie, claiming that she had not eaten the last 6 cookies, but she did. So her mom made her watch a dull episode of "The Magic School bus" and try to learn her lesson.


She did not make any friends in preschool... they all seemed to ignore her.


Finally, Hannah graduated to elementary school. She was really nervous, but not as nervous as that random kid who puked and cried "Mommy! Mommy! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE!"

She had to admit... watching other people suffer was fun.

Kindergarten was almost great.... that it, until the other kids started calling her "a goody-two-shoes" and making fun of her legs. She had an obsessive crush on a boy named Trey, who barely knew she existed. But, she was fine with that.



She had an arch rival, named Cameron. He was so... obnoxious. The 'get up all in yo grill' type of dude. Hannah despised him so much, she would torture the boy, such as stalking him around the playgrounds, and once... she even stole his lucky baseball glove and threw it over a fence.
lol PWNAGE.



Hannah met a very... sweet, I should say, girl, named Jennifer. She and Jen were best friends... and well, they still are now.



Her mom set up a carpool so she'd have to drive her less to school. The kids were named Zachary, Nicolas and Julia. Zack and Nick went to elementary school, while Julia was in 6th grade. Zack constantly flirted with her, whether it was on the playground, in the car, or at her house. He even invited her to some birthday parties. He and Nick used to tease her in so many ways when she just didn't have an ounce of common sense.

"Hey Hannah, say you're gay."

"Why?"

"Because gay means happy."

"Alright, then. I'm gay." Then he would laugh with his older brother for tricking her into saying it.


But... people fade away. He moved and transferred to a different school when Hannah went into 4th grade.


During the summer, though, her cousin passed away in a violent car accident. So, she doesn't cry when that happens, but she bawls her eyes out when she's 8, learning that Santa isn't real???



4th grade was the worst, in her opinion. Her teacher was... on the crabby side, I should say... and always blew up at the students for no reason. But, it was also the grade when she discovered what she liked and was sorta kinda good at... writing.



She entered this "Nature essay contest", and decided to write about a field trip she went on. Of course, she didn't not intend on winning it... or the essay being published in a magazine. But, things happen that way, sometimes.



5th grade was just plain CRAP. I mean, come on...! The teacher called her Jennifer all the time... who the heck doesn't remember their childrens' names?


That was also the year that she met the dirtiest person on the face of the Earth. Natalie.


Natalie would smack Hannah for no reason (and it was hard enough to give her bruises, sometimes), tease her for what she likes and her beliefs, and was a snot-nosed brat who adored the color pink and kitty cats.


She and Hannah would fight constantly, "Warriors is sooooo much better than that retard show you watch."


"Teen titans is epic, I mean, who wouldn't like a team of awesomesauce teenagers with super powers? JERKS, THAT'S WHO."


But eventually... they became friends at the end of fifth grade. (god knows what force that brought us together :|)

Fifth grade graduation, she was a laughing stock... her teacher said up on stage "Congratulations Jennifer!"

Hannah. Her freaking name was Hannah.

So yeah, that was my crap-filled childhood for ya. (short version :3)