Conversation on Facebook:

Me: Playing your games?
Mom: you caught me......
Me: Are you even reading?
Mom: reading what?
Me:

NVM.

Please tell me that you know what that means..

Mom:

whateva

yes

Me:

UNCOLLNESS

I mean "UNCOOLNESS"

Mom:

coll?

ha ha

Me: lol ALL YOU WANT

Mom:???

Me: ha I CONFUSED YOU.

Mom: oh laugh all you want?

Me: whut?

Mom: not for long

Me: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

Mom:

go back to Sonic.....

your bf

Me: quite you

And gross!

he already HAS a gf

so ha

Mom:

can't wait to remind you years from now that your first real crush was on a cartoon character

ha ha

Me: No